this automatically goes on your blog every winter
y’know, sometimes i wonder: IS there a god up there? god creates things that cause catastrophe, chaos, horror. he must have a reason. people say he’s all loving, but if he is up there, why must he create the horrors of the world? does he do it to have us mortals appreciate the good things in our lifetimes more? or does he just play tricks with us, see how long until we become distrustful and betray one another? questions like these haven’t been answered quite yet, but i hope someday, someone out there will find the answers that humanity has longed for since the beginning of time.
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS